We is sorry we haven't shown you photos of us since we got to our new mum. In all fairness it's not our fault, it's our new mum's fault. She's a bit dense and has managed to lose 8 cables for her camera since you dropped her off. We have punished her severely for this by throwing poo and bedding in her hair before she gets out of bed for work. We think that is very fair.
Anyway, we wants to let you know we is all settled in and our new mum has finally got photos to show you :) Here you go: